Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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