dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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