He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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