But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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