Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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