if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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