drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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