Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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