He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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