i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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