No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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