Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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