I want to have your abortion
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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