Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I don't think brook has ever known best
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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