Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
