They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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