So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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