Sponge bath it is.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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