i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
