Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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