called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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