We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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