btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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