fuck your aforementioned shoe
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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