It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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