I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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