Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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