She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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