It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Damn victory sex feels great
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I enjoy the company of your penis
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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