i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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