what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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