Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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