No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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