Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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