New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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