is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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