ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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