He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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