It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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