hotel room ftw
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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