What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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