he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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