I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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