I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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