i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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