I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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