Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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