I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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