this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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