therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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