So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
