He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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