Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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