They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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