He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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