Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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