You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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