Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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