..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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